Ok so here's the deal. Some exactly transcribed declassified recording layoffs:
Kyle S. - Fired for cited "controversial political beliefs", threw cactus at manager upon leaving
S. Erdberee (descendant of former recording associate) - Fired for apparent lack of fan interest, set contract on fire in private during a bonfire
R. Ecarlate (private contractor) - (Unspecified), a few counts of employee murder (?)
A. Atqa (?) - Fired for leaking of albums ahead of time while working as IT staff, leader of terrorist group (?)
J.D. (?) - Spotted on site during layoff, presumably to confiscate items important to those interfering
And trust me, we're bringing out the big guns next time. The rabid swarm of curious bystanders will open its jaws on you.